Saturday, February 23, 2013

A Dog Ate My Homework


One Monday morning when I was walking to school, it happened.


The Minelli’s dog ate my homework.


I was late for school when I was trying to get the homework out of the dog’s mouth. When I finally arrived at school, my teacher said, “Why are you so late?!?”

And I said, “Well, the Minelli’s dog ate my homework! But the dog catcher came by and caught the dog in the truck. I jumped onto the truck, and I jumped off at a rocket. I climbed inside the rocket, and the doors locked. I was pushing all kinds of buttons, but the last one I pushed launched me into orbit. I landed on Mars, and the king of Mars said, “why hello there young whippersnapper! What the heck are you doing on my planet?”

I didn’t answer.

I ran off to the other side of Mars where I met the Missonians (strange creatures that live in space). They didn’t know what I was and of course, they thought I was food. And there was a contest held by the king of Mars to try to find me.

Then, I jumped back on the spaceship and flew back down to earth.

Then, I jumped onto a furniture truck that went right to our school.

And that’s why I’m so late!”